driveshaftstuff | I wish I could find more songs by them... odd.

Thanks for creating this community, guys. I have something I need to get off my chest.

I was on a cruise a month and some ago, and I went out on the deck. And I saw this brown-ish figure, and when I squinted, it was a log. And guess who was on it? CHARLIE. He was just floating along, and looked kind of dead-ish. So I yelled to the cruise director (Mr. Ferry) to STOP THE BOAT, CAUSE CHARLIE, THE BASS PLAYER FROM A REAL BAND (I SWEAR IT'S A REAL BAND) DRIVESHAFT WAS FLOATING OUT ON A LOG!!!! IN THE OCEAN!!

But Mr. Ferry is a JACKASS and wouldn't STOP THE CRUISEBOAT. So as we floated away from the floaty-log that was floating, I cried real tears for Charlie, Who's In A Real Band, I Swear.

Oh, Charlie. Where are you now? Well, on that log, I know. But, like, spiritually?